Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Things I will Give Up For Lent

Today being Fat Tuesday, means tomorrow is Ash Wednesday. Ash Wednesday means the beginning of Lent. Lent is a fasting and abstinence of sorts.
And so Dearest Reader, I have done some inner evaluation and come up with a list of things that I will be giving up for Lent.

Passive-Aggressive people
Biting my finger nails
cancer
Smelly farts
Bad customer service
Sassy talk from my children
Warm beer
Bad Mexican food
Pleats
Poorly tweezed eyebrows
Sensationilistic nighty newa
Temperatures above 85 degrees
Recycling EVERY SINGLE THING
Dogs that smell like ass
Ass that smells like ass
Any clothing with brand names showing
Milk
My gunt
AirSupply
Wire frame glasses

Hell, I could go on and on...but I won't.

Peace Out

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