Saturday, February 21, 2009

Suck It FaceBook

Dear Facebook,
You acted like you were soooo into me. Messages from afar. Folks wanting to hear my story. Friends in the triple digits. It was everything I dreamed of...
Now the honeymoon is over. I ignored the signs at first. I thought you loved my attention. I felt that I really made you happy when I logged in. But the bloom is off the rose and I and starting to notice you don't have that much to say to me anymore. I try and get more friends to make you happy, but honestly I don't think anything will make you happy right now.
As I have always done, I try to be dazzling and write the funniest of comments to make you feel special. I am always sacrificing myself for the love of others.
NO MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love myself more at this stage of my life. I have way too much confidence to look for approval and affection from you. I know that you are just not into me.
SO SUCK IT FACE BOOK.

Peace Out

5 comments:

Melissa said...

I have no idea what this means. All i know is that you make me laugh when I read your comments. And sometimes hiccup. Hope that was what you were going for.

Jill Mitchell-Thein said...

Doesn't it suck when you get pissed at something that's not even listening to your rant? Doesn't it suck when you know you are wasting valuable keystrokes and brainpower fighting an intangible that you need to shake off your leg? We know we're better than this, yet sometimes it's so hard to transcend. Until FB shows me some love, I'm playing hard to get.

Becca said...

I quit FaceBook cold turkey. No looking back. I am just not that into it.

Noner said...

I've never been able to get into facebook. I didn't love myspace at first either, but it grew on me. Facebook refuses to take root. Same with twitter. I like plurk, but can't tweet.

Kathleen said...

I rarely check in with my facebook. I used it to connect with some long lost "friends" but I didn't have friends then and I don't now. It's not like any of them are interested in being friends now. It's more for my curiosity.